February 20, 2006

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.
He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.

"Is it a boy or girl gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there."

An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.

"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until
he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's
testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and
allow you to put the handcuffs on."

The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."

HAHAHA laugh b!tch.. u know it's funny